Something strange happens to women once they reach 50, and I’m not talking about hot flashes or sagging skin. I am referring to those female family members who have an overabundance of stuff and feel the sudden need to unload it on me.
I do not need wooden napkin rings circa 1974 nor a pilly afghan in the trendy avocado green of that decade. A framed print seems like a generous offering, until I learn that it sits beneath cracked glass. Sweaters and coats thick with dust and the odor of mothballs? No thanks. Old dented tins, used shopping bags, vinyl placemats, and assorted ceramic chachkas—does my home look like a flea market?
I have relatives who want to get rid of things. I understand that. But they assume the items are too good to throw away. Yet I suspect they also realize their knick-knacks aren’t desirable enough to sell, not even to the eBay crowd, so I’m the solution to their clutter.
So what do I do? Refuse the third PBS tote bag I’ve been offered?
No, I graciously accept it with a “thank you” and watch their eyes light up with pleasure, knowing their treasure has found another home within the family. And then I tuck it away into a dark basement closet, awaiting my 50th birthday when I can hopefully dump the stuff on my nieces.
How about you? Do you have relatives who give away a little too much of themselves?
maria said,
February 4, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Sounds so familiar.
My grandparents (I am so thankfully to have them since I am 42 this year) are constantly trying to unload random things.
The last thing was a capademante vase which I was able to sell on EBay.
I know they really want me to take their things and I try say no but on my way out I end up with bags to bring home.
Jill said,
February 4, 2008 at 10:26 pm
It’s usually hefty bags full of stuffed animals, or very worn kids clothes that find their way into my house!
Mommy Writes said,
February 5, 2008 at 9:28 am
I’m visiting again
Nice to see you’re still blogging away and writing your heart out! I’ve inherited lots of “precious” items including a statue of the Tramp from the Disney movie… um… not sure what to do with that yet…. (Janine now @ Mommy Writes) - hope you are doing well!